Anybody got a stopwatch?

Is it so hard to drive through the city without having to stop at every red light? Sure, I could run them all, but it's no fun getting run over or spending a perfectly nice afternoon at the police station to pay a ticket.

So, I'd like to start a collection for the City Of Shreveport to buy some stop watches and get somebody to synchronize the traffic lights! I probably waste more gas sitting at traffic lights in Shreveport than sitting in the line at drive through Daiquiri stands.

Maybe it's a conspiracy to make you go to the drive through Daiquiri stands... hmmm.

Can I get a witness?